He offered her the world, she said she had her own
Home Theme Ask away, my love.(:

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via sweoarp)

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via laughbitches)

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(via laughbitches)

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

(via laughbitches)

thecoolestintheworld:

sleep:

It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill

Money is money

(Source: 2000ish, via un-suspecting)

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

(via trust)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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